February 2012
Anonymous asked: do you have any stds?
Anonymous asked: can i join you in the tub? i could use a good movie right now. as lonely as i am
I think I’m just gonna live in my bathtub and watch Netflix until I die.
Boners are awesome.
Anonymous asked: could you go into detail about your sexual encounters with the girls? I'm bisexual but I've never experienced girls.
Anonymous asked: How many girls have you eaten out/had sex with?
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Nipple piercings get caught on every thing.
It’s weird to think of how many weiners you’ve seen in your life so far.
Why is everyone so boring?
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via acidprince)
mentalseasons:
Dance In My Blood-Men, Women &...
IF SUCKING DICK IS WRONG- I DON'T WANT TO BE...
This dude that works at the grocery store is the babest of all babes. I am literally still slackjawed from earlier. That sounds bad
Anonymous asked: favorite band?
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First you get her name and then you get her number and then you possibly might get some brain in the front seat of a Hummer…
“I am not DTML, I am DTF.”
Anonymous asked: you have really nice boobs you should show them off more
I should start making people sign waivers to be a passenger in my car.
Almost texted my English teacher for bud connections. Whoops
Cleaning is one of the only things that makes me truly happy.